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From the Comedy Central Press Release:

“SOUTH PARK” RETURNS WITH ALL NEW EPISODES! CARTMAN HAS TOURETTE’S SYNDROME WHEN THE HIT SERIES RETURNS ON WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 3 AT 10:00 P.M. ON COMEDY CENTRALAll-New Season 11 Episodes Available Uncensored On iTunes, xBox, Amazon Unbox, walmart.com and bittorrent.com

NEW YORK, October 1, 2007 – Eric Cartman will say despicable things on national television. It’s all a part of Cartman’s master plan in an all-new episode of “South Park.” Continuing in its 11th season and fresh off of an Emmy win for Best Animated Program, “South Park” returns with seven all-new episodes beginning on Wednesday, October 3 at 10:00 p.m. on COMEDY CENTRAL. As a bonus, fans will be able to download the uncensored version of each new episode from the 11th season on iTunes, xBox, Amazon Unbox, walmart.com and bittorrent.com.

In the premiere episode, Cartman discovers the joys of having Tourette’s syndrome. Drunk with the power of saying whatever he wants without getting in trouble for it, Cartman lines up national TV coverage to take advantage of his new life with no filters.